Martinian is a sado-masochist who has a live-in mistress whom he met during a poetry reading in Paris and brought back with him to England. He regularly cleans his flat with his tongue and has a gallery of polaroids on his bedroom wall that would scare the living shit out of men who wouldn’t bat an eyelid at wholesale slaughter. He is large, over-muscled and likes to wear pleather so that he squeaks when he walks.





